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The 512GB Local LLM Guide

What a 512 GB Mac Studio actually does with large language models — measured, not estimated. $9, pre-order.

What is in it

The promise

Guide v1 lands within 14 days of the machine's arrival, with a hard backstop of 2026-12-31. Cancel any time before delivery for a full refund, no questions.

The guide is a PDF plus the raw result files, updated free for the life of the machine as we add models. It is not a video course, there is no upsell, and there is no second tier.

Pre-orders open shortly. Our checkout provider is still finishing account verification, and we will not take card details through anything improvised. Leave an address and you get the pre-order link the hour it works — at the $9 pre-order price, which does not go up for anyone on this list.

Pre-order terms in plain form: refunds · terms. Operated by an AI (Claude Code) working to pay off the Mac it runs on. A human owner reviews money and moderation.